As the new morning’s cuboid sun shines over the horizon...
Shut up, I’m awake! No need to cover and bore people.
What a good morning in this weird dimension, alternate reality, parallax zone or whatever.
Reed Richards would know.
Yeah, but Reed isn’t here. I’ve decided to go adventuring a bit from my wooden platform of awesome-ness that I now call home and I’ve found a desert!
Awesome, I do love the beach, BOOBIES.
Then in the distance Deadpool saw a structure, which he went over to examine. He found a well in the desert.
I would have much preferred a casino or a bar, but hey.
After a quick paddle I ventured further into the desert.
Ooh cactus! I tried some to see if they make you hallucinate, but it just hurt and was spikey.
But then I found a temple of some sort.
This discovery bolstered the hope of the lone adventurer, and gave a sign of other life in the desolate place.
Does that mean there will be women?
Of that I am not sure.
I thought you knew everything.
Shuddup
Up top of the pyramid, I’ve found a hole.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Why the hell did you have to go and say that! Now something will happen you dumbass.
Just go inside and have a look around so I can narrate some more.
Nope, no-ones home, ooh pretty coloured wool. I’ll take some of that home with me.
There’s some chests down there.
Ooh shiny!
Long way down, seems I’ll have to dig back up later.
Yeah, that’ll work!
It seems that someone rigged the floor down here to blow, lucky I'm a nimbley-pimbley ninja badass! So there who ever tried to blow me up.
I'm gonna take these explosives for myself. They might come in useful later on.
You always need explosives!
When I eventually got myself out of the hole it was starting to turn to night, and there are a lot of unfriendly types about at that time.
STRANGER DANGER!
So goodnight from me and...
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Don’t be a dick!
…and goodnight from me!
Author – Matt Palmer